Come out, everybody
What?
Look!
Sweet bean bun!
Here
This one's for you
It's hot
Sing, grandpa's store opens today
Why do you look so stupid?
She's married somebody else
Find another one
It's over!
Can you say something else? It's over!
Fook!
Hi! Spring!
Look who's here
Fook! Spring!
I've brought her here
You're really engaged?
No...
Mr. Ding's just kidding!
Really?! Positive!
Did you hear that? She isn't engaged
Go dance and celebrate
Pork buns. Who loves pork buns most?
Who loves freshly baked pork buns?
And lotus buns lard buns, shark fin buns
Smashed bean buns. Guangdong buns
If you don't love Guangdong buns
try the Shanghai buns
There're also steamed bread, pork buns
Little steamed bread, vegetable buns
My friend, which one would you taste?
No matter which one you will taste
Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns...
Some like Guangdong buns
She's only Yu-san's sister
She's only got a 5-year-old mentality
She's only a kid!
Stop it!
My friend, which one would you taste?
No matter which one you will taste?
Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns...
Some like Guangdong buns
Others prefer Shanghai buns
My friend, do you like Guangdong buns or Shanghai buns
Guangdong buns, Shanghai buns
I love pork buns most...
Wanna kill me? Stand it for a while
It's tasteless
I think this one's better
Spring! What?
Look how happy Sing and Yu-san are
I've told you, she's Yu-mong
She's only a 5-year-old kid
They're happy anyway
Mong means dream. It's a romantic name
What tic?
Romantic
I have a name in mind which suits you
What? Withered-dream!
Damn you
Just kidding
Look, how beautiful
Don't go away Spring!
I'll kill you
Yu-san seems so strange?
How strange?
She doesn't talk, just smile
She speaks French
Really? Teach me French
But you should have a French name first
Give me one
You're called Comment Allez-vous, OK!
Is there any better?
This one is fine. Don't go away!
Comment Allez-vous...
Kar-lun
Give me a kiss, will you?
If only you kiss me, everything...
Return so early Yes
Sing, come here and have some tea OK!
Mr. Ding!
Sing, what happened to your mouth?
A cat bit me
Where've you been today?
Outing. I'm so happy
You've got to be careful
The Japanese woman and Wong Kam-kwai are cruel
They can do everything
I count on you for the gamble 10 days later
Don't worry, Mr. Ding
Yu-san, something's for you
New from France
Change your plaster Sure!
Come...
Mr. Ding, excuse me
Sing's very talented an excellent gambler
But he appears crazy most of the time
I must find him a girlfriend
Which type of girl does he like?
How do I know?
Don't. Not here
She's coming...
Miss Yu-san!
I understand. Because Mr. Ding's here
You dare not talk to me
Do you have time tomorrow? Let's go out again
What're you saying? I don't get it
Nobody's around Don't treat me like that
We're so happy together today
Please don't go too far
You deserve...
They're 2 different persons
Right...
No, your grandpa says...
Of course you say that
You've neglected me since you found Spring
You're wrong
I don't know what Spring's thinking
Let me tell you, Spring's my grandma
So she's your...
Mom
Your wife
Your wedding picture
Is still hung in my home in 1991 Really?
Believe it or not
What's it? I wanna throw up
You should
What's this noise?
It rings! Indeed?!
Mr. Ding... The phone is ringing
Mr. Ding isn't around. You answer it
Hello!
Sing, I'm Brother Ng
You finally called me
I couldn't get through these 2 days
Me either
Listen carefully
I'm in Shanghai. It's 1937 now
What?
It's ridiculous but you've got to believe me
I'm in Shanghai in 1937
How come?
Because I challenged Tai-kun with my power
As far as I know
the power at its height will change the time
and I was sent many years back
What should I do?
Try and find some men with special power
Use the same method
See if they can bring me back
I see
Our latest anti-terrorists equipment
5 feet 7 human body
Automatic pistol, grenade, gas mask
Hey! One more
Hold it! They can't escape
Pistol with infrared detector. Take it
Wait!
Sing, I'll rescue you
Don't talk too much with him
I'm Commissioner Wong. Who are you?
I'm the Shanghai Saint of Gamblers in 1937
I'm Scissors' Legs
No matter it's 1937 or 1997
I'm hurrying to have a meeting
I wanna talk to Brother Ng
Or I'll smash your head with a punch
You'll smash my head?
My legs will break your neck
Keep it short with him
Don't hang up yet. Hello...
He's really in Shanghai in 1937
You can call him from here?
Don't take me for an idiot
He's not Sing? How come Yu-mong has seen him?
And Ding Lik will surely die
Of course If my daughter marries Ding Lik
he won't be on the defensive
We can kill him before the wedding banquet
We, the Japanese are indeed proud of you
We let you be the Mayor and you're indeed helpful
Thank you!
We've to kill Ding Lik first
That Chow Sing Cho isn't an obstacle
Hey!
You've heard all we've said
I don't wanna talk to a traitor
I'm a traitor. What about your dad?
He's not a traitor
Right, he's not a traitor
He's a dog of the traitors
You hit me?
Yu-san
Why did you push my daughter down there?
She's heard all Stop it!
This isn't time for asking who's responsible
Your daughter's dead Who will Ding Lik marry?
Her!
Her?!
She's my daughter a little mentally retarded
Doesn't matter. She looks like Yu-san
Be good, drink!
You're not Yu-mong now. You're Yu-san
Ding Lik's your fianc�
I'll kill you if you don't follow my words
Drink!
Mayor!
Lik!
How's Miss Yu-san?
Not serious. Just got a flu
Yu-san, how are you?
Yu-san, are you alright?
Miss Yu-san!
Though Sing is our very good friend
You can't do that
She acted strangely because she's not feeling well
Don't... Mr. Ding!
Don't Mr. Ding!
Lik!
Mr. Ding!
Lik!
Though I'm very handsome
you shouldn't do that in front of Mr. Ding
You got that?
Please, don't be too extreme
I beg you, please don't
You've got a strange temper I'm at a loss
What do you want? Tell me!
Where's Mr. Ding?
Gone. He asked you to meet him at the club
Something important to discuss with you OK!
Sing, why did Mr. Ding ask for you?
It's been several hours he's still not arrived
Why?
Is he mad with you since his girl loves you?
Don't be silly
Let's play safe. Let's go
This isn't a good idea What?
When Hui Man-keung stepped out of here the other night
he got shot
If we stepped out, maybe...
Let's wait here a bit longer
Until when?
Anybody?
No!
No! Look carefully
No, don't worry
Nothing happened
We should be careful You're right
Wong Kam-kwai?
Hey Don't touch me yet
So it's Wong Kam-kwai
How come the Mayor's with him?
The Mayor is also a traitor
So it's Wong instead of Ding who asked you to come
So you're the traitor too
I would've beaten the hell out of you Yes
You won't do it? I'll
Hey!
Why?
You've got no using value
Hey!
Who is it?
He's a brilliant fighter of Japan
Sing, help!
Rescue him
Are you grandpa or uncle?
He's my uncle
He and Tai-kun are in my hand
Good grandson!
What do you want?
You must know
Uncle, grandpa, to rescue you...
I have to give up myself to this female beast
Come over!
Damn you!
You thought I liked you?
I want you to kill Ding Lik
That's impossible
He's very kind to me. I can't
Can you?
Wong Kam-kwai, the punishment
Pull! Don't
Yes
Watch out!
It's been lengthened! Don't...
You don't know him
My uncle's a hero
He won't give in
Dad, I can't believe he said such things
You should try the punishment
Take them out
Fook!
Yu-san! Spring!
Spring!
Sing, don't believe them
She's Yu-mong, mentally retarded
What did you say?
They're twins
Ding Lik loves the elder sister You love the idiot
Idiot? Where's Yu-san?
She's killed
Right. I killed her. So what?
Let her off!
Take the 2 of them to... Don't
They can't stand it
Let her finish
They really can't stand it
I promise you, let them off
Take them inside. Let Chow Tai Fook off
How about me?
Stay and continue!
Don't!
I've loosened you. Go away
Use your hands to loosen me, please
Stupid
Haven't they cracked? What do you think?
Come on! Yes
Loosen him!
What do you want from us?
Kill Ding Lik
Kill him?
It's no use to force me
I just can't kill him Right
Hypnotize yourself
You can kill him when you hate him
Hypnotize?
Follow me
I must kill this fucking Ding Lik!
Kill this fucking Ding Lik
She shouted like that in front of me
She sounded hysterical and looked horrible
And I found she's a fool
And I walked out of there
You just walked out?
Because I have special power
You can't see me...
and I was out of there
Mr. Ding, sit here
The Japanese must have a set-up
We can't lose in the gamble the day after tomorrow
Sing, it's too noisy
What did you say? Again!
I can't hear you!
What?
Oh, sorry!
Mr. Ding, don't worry
I know the Japanese will surrender 8 years later
because the Americans bombed...
It's hard
Wanna try some?
Sing, what do you wanna say?
The milk is in your study room
Let me play some chess
Sing, answer me
What?
Do you like Miss Yu-san very much?
Why?
I treasure friends more than women
And the country's now depend on you
I'll let you have Yu-san if you love her
So that you can concentrate
Sing are you alright?
Yes. You're very kind to me
I'm so sorry
Mr. Ding!?
I'm a bit thirsty
You seem to be very thirsty
You drink in whatever you want here
but behave yourself in outside
The Japanese have a kind of drug
to poison important Chinese persons
Many great fighters died because of this
This drug has several features
First, you'll feel extremely excited
Second, mist will come out of you
Third, you can't control your limbs
Then you'll feel cold get a cramp and die
Sing, are you alright?!
I'm fine
Fine I'm fine!
You look pale
I'll be fine
Are you sure? Much better!
You look pale
I'll call doctor
Sing Yes!
I'm cool in this leather tie
Come in!
Why didn't kill him?
Sing, are you helping the Japanese?
I can't help it
That woman caught my uncle and Yu-mong
threaten to kill them
Yu-mong?
She's the twin sister of Yu-san
I've been mistaking her for Yu-san
The Mayor is a traitor
Yu-san's killed by Wong Kam-kwai
The one we visited was Yu-mong not Yu-san
Then you come back to kill me
You know I just can't kill you
You've been so nice. I don't wanna do it
Sing, take it
You're a smart guy
If killing me can save them
take it
Hope after you rescue them
kill the woman and Wong for me and for Yu-san
Take it...
Top killer!
Sing Quick
I'm sorry, Mr. Ding. He's my son
Hold it!
There must be some other ways
If only we can take something from Mr. Ding
and take it to her
and then announced the death of Mr. Ding
Maybe this works
So what will you take from me?
These teeth are the only thing left
Only teeth are left? Yes...
We've bombed him. It's in the news
Please let my son off
and also Yu-Mong and Spring?
Don't, Ding Lik's still alive
Sing
Say it again
Sing
Sing...
Fook... Spring...
Spring, how are you?
Sing...
She can call you!
She can call your name!
Sing...
Spring... Fook!
Sing...
Fine
Why don't you speak to Yu-mong?
How can I? She's mentally retarded
She's just a 5-year-old kid
You should've told me earlier
Why are you staring at me?
She takes me for a brother
or a father
And you can take her for a daughter or sister
and be kind to her
Dating isn't the only thing between you
Really?! Sure
Sing
Don't cry! Stop crying...
Sing, she's crying!
Talk to her
Yu-mong...
Sing...
Yu-mong...
Sing...
Don't be afraid!
Dad, dinner's ready. The food is good
How dare you!
Dad, don't be mad
Stop it!
You traitor
Listen, if you stop now and let us off
we're still related
A lot of Japanese are outside
You've got no way out even if I let you off
How come you're caught by them?
The other night I tried to find you
Suddenly, I was here
The Japanese woman has caught me and Tai-Kun
Have they stolen your phone?! How do you know?
I saw it and use it
And I could put it through to Hong Kong
You could? Yes!
Who did you call?
The weather forecast!
Damn you You should've called Brother Ng
and asked him to rescue us
Listen
That damn phone doesn't always work
So?
Call until somebody answer
I'll castrate myself if you don't regret it
Don't do it
I'm trying to call
It must be put through
Mr. Loong. Your call
Who is it?
Brother Ng, I'm Tat
Where are you indeed?
We're back in time
We're in Shanghai 1937
We're caught by a Japanese woman
It's 76, Ha Fai Road
Tell Sing that I've found men who've got special power
to come rescue you
Quick that...
Hello...
You said you can take objects in different space
Why doesn't it work?
But I can't take off others' pants
They're tight
I know how to hypnotize
I can influence the mind of others
and make them follow my words
But I must pick those who look stupid Why?
Smart guys have stronger will power difficult to be manipulated
This one is great
Take the key and let us out
Open the door right now!
What?
Open the door
Quickly! Open the door!
Quickly, I can't afford
Oh god!
Force is the most practical thing
A real top killer
You bet!
You're still an effeminate top killer
Top killer Yes
You protect them and go first
Any further mission?
Watch your step OK!
Go quick...
Sing...
Quick
Stop moving. Kick yourself
Punch yourself
Another punch
You can't manipulate me with that
Hey!
My call
Fine!
Stop it
I wanna speak to Loong Ng
Shit, call me this late
Tell him I'll arrest him soon
He stole the police equipment
and took all men with special power away
I'm now being locked
I can't stand it anymore
No big deal
Use your fingers and stab
Now you stabbed his eyes?
No, I've stabbed into his nostrils
Scratch until all this air comes out
It's off. Great
You bet
I've taught Kung-fu through the phone years ago
Where's Loong Ng
I'm locked by a so-called ghost lock
This is difficult
Ask all senior cops to come in
Yes, Sir!
Any idea?
This kind of lock is very powerful
Let's find a way
Stab his eyes
Surrender
Damn you
You're now in trouble
How can you save yourself?
I'll use the Kung-fu of stealing
Steal!
Have you stolen it?
Yes, it's big
Stop talking
I'll teach you Scissors Legs
You jump, with legs touching the wall
Turn 180 degree leg gripping his neck
Is he who shouts?
It's me
Haven't you used Scissors Leg?
I'll save for further use
I was caught by a so-called twist lock
That's even more powerful
Any solutions?
Shoot him...
I haven't got a pistol!
What have you got?
Just a phone
Hit him with it
You've broken my phone give me a new phone
Sing
Why are you coming back?
Hit me, don't hit her
I'm cutting Scissors Legs
Impressed?
Very!
Say sorry then
Sorry
Say to her
Sorry Miss
Fine
Hey!
Scissors Leg is indeed great
Yu-mong, how are you?
Fine... Since he said sorry
Don't be afraid. Stop crying
There's no reason for her to love me
I don't get it
Don't worry, nobody is around
I've said there's no way out
Shake... Don't
Save that. Home now
Go away
Mr. Ding, how come Sing haven't returned?
The Saint of Gamblers seems dare not appear
Give us another 15 minutes
Fine, then you'll lose with no regrets
He'll be treated as loser if he doesn't show up
Remember if you lose
you've to leave Shanghai
Sing, can special power resist bullets?
Sure Fine!
But you'll die afterwards Fuck you
Shoot!
Get down! OK!
Brother Ng, time's up
I know!
Sing
Brother Ng, you're on time
Where's uncle?
He's in the punishment room
Go quickly Yes, Sir
This one who's 7 feet tall
How did you come here?
I've found the Association Of Special Power
40 members used their special power and sent me here
But after 15 minutes
they'll use power again and bring me back
Let's go!
No, not now!
Why?
Brother Ng! Sing!
You go back with Brother Ng right away
Yu-mong and I are going to the casino
Look after dad for me Sure
Sing, how you come back?
You ask those members to use power after an hour
I'll do mine here
If we can connect, I may go back
You may not succeed. Go with us now
No, I've something to do
That is!
Hey!
It's already half an hour, Mr. Ding
There's nothing you can do
Fine I'll gamble it myself
What's so funny?
He overestimates himself!
I'm here, fine
Please look after Yu-mong for me
And...
Sorry, Mr. Ding, I'm late!
Alright, sit down!
Give me Vitasoya, no, a cup of tea
With ice, please
I'll see how can you win me
What're you doing here?
Who said you're gambling today?
Haven't you lost enough? Get out!
If not me, who's going to gamble?
A famous gambler
The French God of Gamblers Pierre Cashion!
The French God of Gamblers?
So what am I doing?
Take my shoes
The French God of Gamblers has special power
He seems to be more powerful than Tai-kun Yes
Can you manage?
I'll do my best
Each side has chips worth 10 million francs
The one who loses all is loser
I've to test the cards!
The cards are fine
My turn
That's no big deal
Fine for me too
The game starts
French God of Gamblers? With all your chips!
The same move?!
This is me
Fine! I'll follow
Well?! What?
Nothing!
Mutual interference of special power
Again Queen, I want Queen
Who's that? Looks ridiculous!
I don't want a beauty queen but a real Queen
Q!
Damn! I've used up all my power
Open the cards
Fine, you first
You first
So you're not opening your cards?
Yes, I won't. You first
I don't wanna go first too
Let's not gamble. Let's divide the money
That's a good idea!
What're you two doing?
Kids shouldn't interfere with adults business
We won't open the cards. Break even
Another game!
Are you alright?
My power have been used up at the moment
What?
Don't worry, the same of him
I've to bet him without special power
See who's the lucky one
You bid...
All your chips out!
Sorry, it isn't your turn
Yours' only a 2
Please bid!
All chips up!
Good boy!
Fine, chips out too
Can I hold half of them?
No way!
Of course I know
Hold it, I want something larger!
Large? Your head?
Yes, you're right. I want your head
Miss Yu-san was killed by this beast
so I'm betting with my head on his
You're crazy!
Afraid? So we're the winner
Fine, bet on your head
Miss...
Stop it!
You should prepare for risking your life
Since we've paid you so much
Stop looking around. It's with me
Suit is larger, my friend
How about this?
I want you, your family
that Japanese lady over there
and all your relatives...
Yours ancestors, and all their heads Excuse me
Use you special power and change the card
Quick!
You'll get rewards if I win
Fine. I'll use my power
Don't
Remember me?
I've used my power and get your Heart 3 to the other side
They've got a suit. You take care
Fine, you curse my relatives Same to you
I have a suit! Just open that
Mr. Chow, another side follows you Please show your cards
Open...
Open your cards
The book says...
He's beaten once by a mysterious guy
called Comment Allez-vous
I'll but wait
Ladies and gentleman, anybody here...
called Comment Allez-vous
Please stand up
Mr. Ding do you know such person?
What do you want him for?
It's difficult to explain
I must have him to win this game
You yourself is Comment Allez-vous
Stop kidding. My head will be cut if we lose
Who's kidding? Look!
French God of Gamblers Pierre Cashion
versus China Saint of Gamblers Comment Allez-vous
I'm Comment Allez-vous?
When did I have such name?
Spring told me that...
you're called Comment Allez-vous
Didn't you know?
I am?!
The book says Comment Allez-vous won
They won't lie to me
Tai-kun knows how to change the cards
How can I win? The book won't be wrong
Open or you'll lose and your heads too
Mr. Chow, if you still don't open it you'll lose
It can't be wrong
What are you saying?
Maybe Jesus gives me back a suit
Are you crazy?
I think only Jesus can help you now
This is the only way-out
Jesus, help!
Change!
You want a 3? Mine's 3
Real 3! Who will win?
He's got two pairs. You have AQJ123
Of course he's winning
Thanks, Jesus!
I'm not Jesus. Do I look like Him?
Why did you change cards again and again?
What about this game?
I'm setting you up!
How much did they pay you?
That isn't the point I can't stand you anymore
I'm not a man if I don't hit you
Bitch! Dead?!
Wong Kam-kwai, give me your head!
Don't move any closer
or I'll blow her brains off
Sing expected this
I'll let you decide
Later, I won't win if without you
How come so windy?
They're using their power to bring me back
But I've used up my power I can't connect
I'll help you one more time
Thank you so much
Mr. Ding, people from my time are bringing me back
I must go now, goodbye!
Really?! Yes!
Sing, take care
I will
I'll tell everybody
the real Ding Lik is more handsome than the one on TV
What're you saying?
I've finished my words
Tai-kun, you've helped me What about yourself?
I'd rather stay and be rich
I'm using my power, you got prepared
OK
Go with me, Yu-mong
Quick!
You really bring her back?
Yes, I'll take her back to 90's
to cure her back to normal
No way!
What?
Look at her
How come?
She lives in 30's
She'll die of old age in 90's
Push her away
Sing
Mr. Ding
My final wish is
please take care of Yu-mong for me
Don't worry. I will
Had we meet earlier my heart would've been with you
And to this day, love never falls
Yu-mong!
You have to go back to USA?
Yes. I'll learn arts of gambling from God of Gamblers
and forget the past
Go and learn, but don't touch girls
I won't
I won't fall in love again
Yee-mong?!
Yee-mong! Naughty guy!
Wait for me!